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Hotel Shampoo goes global in January as the Welsh leasure consortium unvails it’s plans for sites in Los Angeles and New York.

CHECK INN

Viewing of the prospectus for expansion and applications for opportunities in the retail sector of the Hotel Shampoo group will be limited to a day in each city.

HORIZON TO HORIZON

Starting at the Los Angeles Bootleg Theatre on January 11th.

And continuing in New York’s Rockwood Music Hall on the 13th.

The staff at the Post would like to thank the organisers at the international documentary film festival CPH DOX 2010 for their fantastic hospitality in Copenhagen over the past week.

PSYCHO

Psychomusical documentary Separado! Was in competition with a host of music documentary wonders in the Sound and Vision category. To much shock; Separado! Was declared ‘winner’ and takes home the prize and gets to stick one of those greco laurel motif things on the DVD cover.

LAUREL CANYON.

Arni Sveinsson’s BACKYARD Received a special commendation and can also go to town with the laurels.

FESTEN

Pictured here are Separado! director Dylan @cochlyd Goch and Mexican producer Sian Alejandro studying the menu at the Festen style award ceremony.

MWNGHAWK

Roving reporter Mwnghawk was passing through Scandinavia last week and filmed the following segment at the Separado! Happening at Teater Grob.

In a shocking new development today the stats for the new Hotel Shampoo design hotel and luxury apartments complex, located in an exclusive downtown Cardiff location were called into question.

FURTHERMORE

We can reveal that a further 12 bottles have been unearthed in a discarded tesco carrier bag.

PIE CHART

Here are the revised numbers in full for the building of the exclusive one birth retail and Spa resort.

Shampoo/conditioner/shower gel bottles: 567.

Sewing kits: 28.

Razors: 22.

Shoe polish: 26.

Toothbrushes&Paste: 36.

Nail files: 13.

Shower caps: 121.

Sanitry bags: 8.

Combs & brushes: 27.

Slippers: 5.

Olive Oil (bottle of, why?): 1.

Badge: 1.

HOTEL SHAMPOO IS OUT FEB 14, 2011 ON OVNI (Turnstile) ON ALL FORMATS.

Track listing -

Shark Ridden Waters
Honey All Over
Sensations In The Dark
Vitamin K
Take A Sentence
Conservation Conversation
Sophie Softly
Christopher Columbus
Space Dust #2
At The Heart Of Love
Patterns Of Power
If We Were Words (We Would Rhyme)
Rubble Rubble

A music video for shark ridden waters was broadcast for the first time earlier today. It features the genius French actor Roxane Mesquida and is a Godard inspired Mediterranean meditation by director Peter Gray, depicting a distracted man lost in a world of social networking.